I dare you not to smile.
The most surreal thing about becoming a father is that you feel like you have been one your entire life. Some weird instinct kicks in and you start becoming this selfless person. You can tolerate the most ear peircing cries, the most aggregious monkey tail, and the longest nights with no loveloss. It really makes you wonder how you could ever hate somebody. In fact I am starting to picture people I dislike as babies and it puts everything into perspective. No matter how smart, strong, and rich you are at one point in your life you were completely dependent on the love and compassion of another human being and if that doesn't humble you, I don't know what will.